As the title suggests, we’re reviewing each and every episode of The Neighbors. One. Fucking. Episode. At a time. This is our obligation to our namesake and the baffling nature of the mystery that is Tommy Wiseau. Please enjoy our torment as we try to pick through jokes dealing with shotguns, whipped cream, partial nudity, suggested chicken sex (don’t ask), and general randomness.

The Neighbors is viewable on Hulu Plus. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.