Sometimes figuring out why one thing worked and another didn’t is as simple as looking at the difference in how they started. The 2001 Planet of the… Read more “The Triumphant Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)”
Category: Film Review
Review: Archie: To Riverdale and Back Again (1990)
This was a commission. If you want a review like this, click here. There’s a great misconception about Archie. The image is the comics are hopelessly dated,… Read more “Review: Archie: To Riverdale and Back Again (1990)”
Review: Guardians (2017)
Two requests in 24 hours! This one for my good bud Paul Andolina! This is a different film so I’m gonna hit this one differently. This was… Read more “Review: Guardians (2017)”
The B-Section Bonus Review: House (2008)
I want to stress something important: I thought I knew what I was getting into here. I thought I knew how crazy and absurd this could be.… Read more “The B-Section Bonus Review: House (2008)”
Review: Hulk: Where Monsters Dwell
Once more I’m giving y’all a patreon review. This one was backed by Sebastian Moreno. You want to rent my talent? Join Connor Clay, Chris Janisko, Jason… Read more “Review: Hulk: Where Monsters Dwell”
A Story Worth Telling: Thoughts on Stranger Than Fiction
One of the frustrating things about the canon of film is that it’s very narrative dependent. Movies that enter “the canon” tend to come from artists, people… Read more “A Story Worth Telling: Thoughts on Stranger Than Fiction”
Midnight Special: A Review By Austin
Original sci-fi films tend to be a challenge for many great directors. Men like John Boorman, Richard Kelly (who isn’t great but bear with me), and even… Read more “Midnight Special: A Review By Austin”
The Omniplex 